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Pb2Au

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#1 12 years ago

http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/974/2006/03/16/63@62719.htm Gotta love those Chinese :lol:

Pedestrians may say dirty words, trample upon grass, spit or litter on the road or break traffic rules and the players' tasks are to stop these bad habits or deeds while helping old men cross the street.

That's almost as funny as http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43441, although the second one is made up.




Fortune

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#2 12 years ago

That makes me want to play Grand Theft Auto.




Dipship

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#3 12 years ago

Lol, I wanna play Stacker!


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#4 12 years ago

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why... Intro: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please. Verse: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say. Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They come from a long way overseas, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. Verse: I like chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's M aoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess. Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. Verse: I like Chinese thought, The wisdom that Confucious taught, If Darwin is an ything to shout about, The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. Verse: (in Chinese) Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, Their food is guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees. Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. Fade: I like Chinese, I like Chinese...




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#5 12 years ago

Hey, if it's teaching young kids to be good responsible people and they like to play as the one kid seems to, why not?


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#6 12 years ago
Red MenaceHey, if it's teaching young kids to be good responsible people and they like to play as the one kid seems to, why not?

Cause then it would make America look bad, THINK!




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#7 12 years ago

There needs to be a hybrid, competition-like game. Western teens driving the cars, trying to run over people; while Chinese teens try to get them out of harms way. I predict it making millions, and starting at least one hostage situation or- if we're lucky- another world war!




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#8 12 years ago
JedihunterCause then it would make America look bad, THINK!

Oh...my..God! NUKE EM!


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#9 12 years ago

Uh-oh, the Stacker character has white arms. I might be developing racist tendencies...