I didn't make it!
So we didn't have any time in History today to do anything so our teacher just broke out these quiz cards and started asking random questions. The room was split up into two teams and the teacher was asking the other team alot of easy questions. So someone on our team rather sarcastically says. :Why don't you ask them how many wheels a bicycle has?"
I swear to god, a girl on the other team answers back. "It depends what kind of biycle it is." I just stare at her and then hit my head on my desk.
Me and a few friends are standing around after school when my ride pulls up. I open the door to the back, throw in my backpack, and then one of my friends ask. "Is that your ride?"
"No, I'm carjacking them."
LMAO. Some people are born half cracked.
sounds like you had an interesting day
isnt it odd how when you see somebody in the halls and you say "hows it goin?" and they respond with the same question "whats goin on?"
or when people ask "what ya doin?" when your in the lunch line or something, i know it usualy a conversation starter but, do you honestly not know what im doing in the lunch line?
or when i get books out of my locker and my friend walks up who hasnt seen it yet and goes, "so is this your locker?" i feel like just saying "no, but the lock was open", but i never think of those things until afterwards
I just say to people who ask me stuff like that, "Am I gonna have to slap a ho?".
There was a girl in my Medical Sciences class who thought Germany was in Russia.
Oh, then there was a time when someone didn't know what a douchebag was.
Then there was this random guy who came up to me in the hall, and started a random conversation with me like he knew me. I had never seen him until that point.
Lemme guess: The Girl in the first one is a blonde The second one was a mommy's boy type of kid. And...I dont know about the third one.
lilbondAnd...I dont know about the third one.
He was probably high
(oh, and I pressed the quote button. Do I win a prize or something?
The Girl in the first one is a blonde
The second one was a mommy's boy type of kid.
Actually, it was some really preppy girl. You know, the ones who seemed to have had a lobotomy.
And...I dont know about the third one.
I don't either.
seems like everytime somebody makes a douchebag joke at school, theres always a girl who goes, "whats that?"