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Pilate and Biggus Dickus [whump] BRIAN: Aah. PILATE: Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money. BRIAN: A what? [slap] Aaagh. PILATE: This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? 20_pilat.jpg GUARD #1: A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir. PILATE: Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus? 20_biggu.jpg BIGGUS DICKUS: Hm hm hm hm hm. CENTURION: Hail Caesar! PILATE: Hail. CENTURION: The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please. PILATE: Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet. CENTURION: Ah, no. I know sir, but-- PILATE: My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it. CENTURION: Hail Caesar. BIGGUS: Hail Thaethar! CENTURION: You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir? PILATE: Give it a miss? CENTURION: Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir. PILATE: Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels. CENTURION: A... bit thundery, sir. PILATE: Take him away. BRIAN: I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly! PILATE: And cwucify him well! Biggus. 20_centu.jpg CENTURION: Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir. PILATE: Out of the way, Centuwion. BIGGUS: Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.



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Biggus Dickus From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Biggus Dickus is a fictional Roman nobleman and officer in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. He is married, according to his friend Pontius Pilate, to Incontinentia Buttocks. Like his friend, he has a speech impediment - he lisps. This is the cause of public hilarity when he reads down a list of incarcerated wrongdoers, e.g. "theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea". We can assume Biggus to be of patrician descent and hold at least the grade of Legate, as, again according to Pilate, he "commands a cwack legion" and "wanks as high as any in Wome" [sic]. Whether "Biggus Dickus" refers to the man's cognomen and/or agnomen or should be taken to mean his nomen and praenomen (i.e. Dickus from the gens Biggus) is debatable. While it would be more appropriate for Pilate, in the formal public settings as depicted in the film, to use his friend's full name, it was common for agnomina, or nicknames, to refer to a physical trait. In any case, the name is obviously meant to be taken completely seriously, as indicated, in the film, by Pilate's treatment of soldiers who commit a career-limiting move by doubting the name's veracity. See also Roman naming convention. Biggus.jpg From right to left: Biggus Dickus ( Graham Chapman), Pontius Pilate (Michael Palin), and a Roman Centurion ( John Cleese)




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#3 13 years ago

12-guard.jpg20-biggu.jpg20-centu.jpg20-pilat.jpg




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#4 13 years ago

Thtas nice dear.




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#5 13 years ago

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sc...rian/b-pix.html life_of_brian_1.jpglife_of_brian_2.jpg ---------- 78.jpg Taken before Pilate "Wait til Bigus Dickus hears of this!" Hearthis.wav




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#6 13 years ago

:cya:




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#7 13 years ago

The spitting image of Biggus. :D




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#8 13 years ago

that is Biggus.




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#9 13 years ago

:agreed




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#10 13 years ago

all hail Biggus Dickus!

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