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Antilles VIP Member

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#1 6 years ago

So, this needs a little Backstory.

Here I am, proposing a topic to my History Professor for out term paper ( a 2000 word Essay [hey! Im only a First Year!]). So I email him my proposal like 2 days ago, after I had finished it already, and sent it to a friend whos a 4th year honors to read over.

So, me and my friend are going over the essay, and he tells me its too Descriptive, instead of analytic, so he suggests changes, and we pretty much change the entire topic of my essay, which at this point was due in 2 days (tomorrow now). And the Professor emails saying the exact same thing.

Soo... I go okay. Ill just use the one I made with my friend. THEN I remembered I had another 2000 word essay due to the same professor for another calss, which i hadnt even started.

So, I wrote that one over the 2 days, finished it, and went yes.

THEN I remembered that I had to redo the other one.

And thus, I rewrote a 2000 essay, in a little over 3 hours, from almost scratch. Finished it about 30 minutes ago. Tis due in 8 hours.

So... I finished 2 2000 word essays in teh span of a day, in which I have had 5 weeks to do. Bitch Please Procrastination!

/end story

Just felt I should be awesome and post this for all you peons.


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Ryojin

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#2 6 years ago

tl;dr

Okay, not really. That isn't very pro procrastination. Try doing it all less than an hour before the class. :D


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#3 6 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]....or finishing it IN class, while you are listening to the other students giving THEIR presentations. :Panic: P.S. Why is this is Spam? :wiener: [/COLOR]


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Antilles VIP Member

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#4 6 years ago

Becuase its not really a topic for anything else..

And this way I can spam.

SPMA SPAM SPAM PAMS AMSP MSPA SPAM


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Antilles VIP Member

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#5 6 years ago

SPAM PAMS AMSP MSPA SPAM


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Antilles VIP Member

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#6 6 years ago

SPAM PAMS AMSP MSPA SPAMd


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#7 6 years ago
Admiral Antilles;5611100SPAM PAMS AMSP MSPA SPAMd

Obvious grammar fail is obvious.




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#8 6 years ago

That's the only grammar fail you noticed? =p




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#9 6 years ago

I got a 3 page essay due Monday.

I wanna masturbate.


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The One and Only

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#10 6 years ago

I've got a 0 word essay due never. I'm masturbating right now.