Call Mike Jones. 44 replies

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Sindrevike

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#41 13 years ago

But, I can lift heavy things and sex like a jackrabbit ;)




Covin Narcissus

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#42 13 years ago

I forgive you, then.

Could you open this jar of jam and move this huge fucking box out of my closet for me, then?




Sindrevike

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#43 13 years ago

You lied to me...You said you were going to bed...I was imagining you barely dressed sprawled out on the silk sheets. No, I will not move your dead bodies for you.




Covin Narcissus

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#44 13 years ago

Alright... I'm sprawled out on my silky-ass silk sheets... pouring extreaming hot butter all over my poontang.

that better?




Sindrevike

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#45 13 years ago

Damn...I was off cleaning the pipe while you were typing that. yep, everythings still wrorking. Are you still pouring the butter? Gimme a few mins, I have to "recharge".