But, I can lift heavy things and sex like a jackrabbit ;)
I forgive you, then.
Could you open this jar of jam and move this huge fucking box out of my closet for me, then?
You lied to me...You said you were going to bed...I was imagining you barely dressed sprawled out on the silk sheets. No, I will not move your dead bodies for you.
Alright... I'm sprawled out on my silky-ass silk sheets... pouring extreaming hot butter all over my poontang.
Damn...I was off cleaning the pipe while you were typing that. yep, everythings still wrorking. Are you still pouring the butter? Gimme a few mins, I have to "recharge".