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#1 2 years ago
"Silberio"Also, if it gets too pseudo-poetic or metaphoric at some points, fite me im a poet m8

Yo dude! I don't wanna sound so rude But I think you too much brood Even when you're with your gf And your gf's in the mood

Man, I cannot be much tender Coz I think Mike Fassbender Said his wife is transgender Puts her phone on vibration And then makes love in a blender!Sunny Leone masturbated * And said Pub is overrated Wise men, they're all ill-fated In the end, all that matters Is the girl whom you dated!

So yo, do not over-think For this life's just a blink Take your glass and pick your drink Wash your sorrows in Valhalla Let your fears slowly sink Come, lets party on F-Nation! For its very own creation! And its glorious destination! Let us steal all the hotties And send bacon for cremation!

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* Lord Humpus Rumpus is a 1st hand witness to her masturbating for he made a video of it. If bribed handsomely, he would probably send you a copy




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#2 2 years ago

Dear Mister/Ma'am,

I'm a reporter with FilesNews, and I would like to inquire as to the ongoing dispute between you and Silberio Berlusconi. Has she wronged you, in any way? Is this related to the rumour of Silberio inheriting a large sum of money from Red Menace? Is this related to the charges of psychological prostitution levied against you?

Do you have any comments on the upcoming launch of the FilesNation Hardon Collider?

Regards, FilesNews




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#3 2 years ago

"Aeia"

* Lord Humpus Rumpus is a 1st hand witness to her masturbating for he made a video of it. If bribed handsomely, he would probably send you a copy

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#4 2 years ago

Oh dear me!

How can you mention such highly personal and intimate issues so callously in the pubic? I feel quite intimidated by your indignant attitude, sir, and would most certainly like to converse with your seniors on the ethical merits of Files Nation reporting. My my! Such a shock!

Furthermore, FilesNation Herons Collider program was shutdown (as far as I can recall) after Mr Matt accidentally mated a heron with a phoenix, creating a harpy in the process. And that is precisely (far as I can remember) why Mr Mikey is dreadfully scared of stepping in Mr Matt's aviary!

Have you covered that news story in FN's latest issue?

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Edit: In the 2nd line, please read "... so callously in the pubic"  as "... so callously in the public"




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#5 2 years ago

As long as I got the masturbation vids, I'm all good.

I've uploaded it to Pornhub for everyone's pleasure.

Filenation Scandal


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#6 2 years ago
"Lord Rumpuss V"As long as I got the masturbation vids, I'm all good.



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#7 2 years ago

Let me get this right; you've been in Lord Rumpuss' pubic hairs for the past few days? And the Large Hero Confider is being shut down because Mr. Matt mated with a heron?




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#8 2 years ago
"Lord Rumpuss V"As long as I got the masturbation vids, I'm all good.

Come on man! This reminds me of a (rather long) joke.

So there was this dude who knew nothing about man-woman sex matters. He got married (somehow) and one day his best friend came to him and said "So, how's it going then?"

The naive man replied "How's what going?"

The friend, seeing that the man knew nothing of sex matters, said to him. "OK fine. You go stick to the window and watch me secretly."

So then he went in the room and after persuading his friend's wife that it was for helping her husband understand sex matters, had some hot, steamy sex with her.

He came out of the room and said to his friend (the husband) "You saw that? Do you think it's fun?"

The naive man replied "Oh yes, I understand completely now! And yes, it's great fun!!"

It so happened that this other man was jailed for 5 years. When he came out and went to meet his friend, he saw several children in his house. He thought to himself "My friend is now doing great!!"

So he asked "Everything going cool now, aye? ;)"

The naive friend replied "Oh yes. Totally! Everyday I get a man to go in the room with my wife and I peep in through the window. Totally fun man! Thanks so much for introducing me to this awesome activity!"




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#9 2 years ago

Ahhh...Cuck jokes are the best.

Too bad it don't apply to me coz I'm single.


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#10 2 years ago
"Serio"Let me get this right; you've been in Lord Rumpuss' pubic hairs for the past few days? And the Large Hero Confider is being shut down because Mr. Matt mated with a heron?

Alarm! Alarm! This place is on fire. Somebody call the police (and the ambulance) :eek: :eek: