Oh, my liver! Why did I drink all those years? Why did I look for love in a bottle? :'(
"I'm so cool."
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
this is what happens, when you take Riles away from his dryer... :cort:
08'aIgnorance is not an excuse
28th November 2003
"I am the law! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged!"
Yes, I just saw Judge Dread.
"I can see an invisible doorway into another world up here!"
"people look on as cort is about to do the hardest mating postition ever" "try the super glue, it hold cort to the chair and the chair to the earth at a 60 degere angle" "OMFG? WhErE iS tEh B33r TrUcK?"
Those sucked, Pet.
yuiop for the win.
"And for my next trick, I shall stand on this chair."