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InfantryDivision

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#1 11 years ago

I've been receiving chain letters everyday from people that I find amusing. So I was wondering if you guys/girls receive any chain letters from anybody.

Heres one I received a few weeks ago. Enjoy!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky ****, dumb ****, and crazy ****. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.

You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!

Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........

Well, **** Happens!!! Sorry about the * thing but I didnt want to break the rules. Enjoy! Oh, and post yours as well.




Nusentinsaino

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#2 11 years ago

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InfantryDivision

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#3 11 years ago

Hard to read with the actual word not in it?