12th March 2004
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich ?1.50 Chicken Sandwich ?2.50 Hand Job ?10.00
Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the bar, beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile; "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich".
Thinking about it.
Shizzle my nizzle
28th July 2004
a good man that swears. :uhm:
Ive got that joke on mp3 file...
I would die without GF
29th November 2003
Cheesy indeed. :p