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M!tch Advanced Member

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#1 16 years ago

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich ?1.50 Chicken Sandwich ?2.50 Hand Job ?10.00

Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the bar, beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile; "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich".

Thinking about it.

Revenge Advanced Member

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#2 16 years ago

/me titters


I post to get attention

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#3 16 years ago

a good man that swears. :uhm:



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#4 16 years ago

Ive got that joke on mp3 file...

Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#5 16 years ago

Cheesy indeed. :p