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Superfluous Curmudgeon VIP Member

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#1 7 months ago

Chicken. The smell is in the kitchen,

It is so good it makes me wanna scream

when it comes off the roaster all full steam

it's like i'm in a dream, it makes me wanna meme.

Like there's no more strife, for the rest of all my life

There is no need forĀ  any woman

When there's good stuff in the oven

When I get the chicken, y'all had better listen.

Lindale Forum Mod

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#2 7 months ago

Since everyhting taste like chicken, why do we still eat chicken?


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#3 7 months ago
Posted by Lindale

Since everyhting taste like chicken, why do we still eat chicken?

This is a lie perpetuated by the chicken industry.

Bacon, you'll note, tastes nothing like chicken. It is, in fact, vastly superior to chicken. Yet the chicken industry would have you believe that bacon tastes like chicken. So if bacon is vastly superior in flavour to chicken, but everything tastes like chicken, then chicken obviously tastes like bacon, the chicken industry would say, and therefore they are artificially making chicken seem better than it actually is.

In reality, chicken tastes fowl.