Looking for a good home , plz pay in the currency of peanuts. (Long story , but ma tree burned down! )
Make an offer and I will possibly accept it based on certain conditions.
Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
You can have a kick to the face too if you like, free of charge! :p
You will have to share it with 2 more guys.You will get box to sleep in.You'll get nuts every day.You'll be kicked less.
I said in the currency of peanuts!
And no Wiener....i'll uh pass on that opportunity.
Stop kicking my pet!
15th September 2004
Let HA find you a new home, free of charge.
Also, we'll kick anyone that kicks you during your move, also free of charge.
I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
You can have two trees, in a nice spacious setting. It's outside of a nice town. Only problem is that we have a Jackrussel. It will however be kicked free of charge when/if it chases/bites/kills you.
Hmmmm...sounds reasonable besides the possibility of death....
*Notes down all the offers*
To be continued.....