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#1 11 years ago

I noticed we had no Christmas Jokes thread! So If the admins want they can sticky this and we'll have it during the holiday.

Lemme start.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

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Santa stops after 3 "Hos"



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#2 11 years ago

Santa Claus is Michael Jackson in disguise. Why do you think he wants the kids on his lap?




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#3 11 years ago
Sadim-Al-Bouncer;5173534Santa Claus is Michael Jackson in disguise. Why do you think he wants the kids on his lap?

Lol!!! Oh I've got a good MJ one.

McDonald's has recently come out with a new burger in MJ's honor. Its called the McJackson burger, do you know what it is?

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50 year old meat between 5 year old buns.



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#4 11 years ago

:rofl:

How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?

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Look for a tricycle outside his house.

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#5 11 years ago

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:




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#6 11 years ago

What term for a long handled gardening tool can also mean a holiday-lovin' immoral pleasure seeker?

A ho(e) ho(e) ho(e).




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#7 11 years ago

Ahh, what a clever joke old bean.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#8 11 years ago

I guess I'm a ho(e) :D




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#9 11 years ago

Wanna have a hodown? :naughty:




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#10 11 years ago
Ensign Riles;5173551Wanna have a hodown? :naughty:

With you? :Puzzled: Ya....I don't think so :rolleyes:




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