Chuck Norris: Owned. 73 replies

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the1chaos VIP Member

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#71 13 years ago

scientists have now discovered how the big bang started. a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#72 13 years ago

Fact: Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Fact: When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”


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Pb2Au

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#73 13 years ago

Deer freeze in oncoming headlights because it reminds them of Chuck Norris's eyes.




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#74 13 years ago

Nice ones!