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Commissar MercZ

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#1 10 years ago

Yes, Yes, bonjour to all you patrons of fine art, and welcome to another installment of the wonders of Cinema.

Our first selection is a clip from the nation of art, France.

To understand the meaning of this, we must look at the underlying message. We can quite clearly see the protagonist's struggle to have a safe morning jog with out being jumped by all sorts of rabble.

Can we all not relate to this deep message? Can we, mankind, have morning jogs with out getting jumped? Can we grow such mustaches and hairdos? Is this an expression of our desire for peace and the simple lifestyles of a native?

Why didn't this win an award for Foreign Cinema at the American Oscars? They are dogs, those Americans, void of culture

And unfortunately, our hero seems to run into dastardly highwaymen, demonstrating a common occurrence among the populace today. Possibly a critique of highway laws?

That is it for today's installment. Come with me next time as we discuss the intricacies and underlying messages of the Turkish takes on Star Wars and Rambo.

Also, cocks.




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#2 10 years ago

free porn?




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#3 10 years ago
Bobindashadows;4747492free porn?

Philistine! Out! OUT!

But being a gentleman, I must inform you that this vile "pornography" is readily accessible on the internet. I have it on good authority that the Internet is for porn.




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#4 10 years ago

it was a question, not a statement comrade




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#5 10 years ago

Comrade? Are you now insinuating that I throw my lot in with those rabble who strike? You insult me.




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#6 10 years ago

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#7 10 years ago

french people like to eat snails. rep plx i need rep plx




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#8 10 years ago
Little Faglit;4747533french people like to eat snails.

They taste good with a cut of truffles and a spot of Bourbon.




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#9 10 years ago

do not ask for rep.




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#10 10 years ago

gimme da cash

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