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Scientist Dr. Professor

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#11 13 years ago

Flamethrower :nodding:

Or a spork!




Dipship

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#12 13 years ago

Chuck Norris would take care of it.


When in doubt, gas it!



lmhr05

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#13 13 years ago

:deal::naughty::nodding::greenflame:




Ping_Pong

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#14 13 years ago

Shoot it. No cat. No problem.




Sh0wdowN

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#15 13 years ago

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]The way of the world: Sh0wdowN tells it how it is.[/COLOR][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=Black]Subject of the day:[/COLOR] Cookies[/COLOR][/COLOR]

Cookies are perfect. Cookies can be made from delicious chocolate-chipped consumables to deadly (and most excellent) weapons. After your target has been neutralized, you can easily get rid of the weapon leaving the evil childkillers (e.g. the police) without a clue. Do you wish to have your own cookieweapon? This is how it's done!

  • Store the cookie for a couple of years to harden it.
  • Take it with you.
  • Go to the President or a local important person (e.g. the postman).
  • Bash him repeatedly in the head until a juicy sound effect is achieved.
  • Go home and wash the cookie.
  • Eat the cookie.



Dipship

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#16 13 years ago

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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#17 13 years ago

You know I don't even have a cat...




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#18 13 years ago

That's because you skinned it.




Dipship

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#19 13 years ago

It would still be a cat then, just naked.

And dead.


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Sh0wdowN

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#20 13 years ago

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]The way of the world: Sh0wdowN tells it how it is.[/COLOR][COLOR=Black] [COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=Black]Subject of the day:[/COLOR] Benefits of (skinning) cats[/COLOR][/COLOR]

Cats are wonderful. In fact, they are perfect for all of you, since they are again and again proved to be a very good substitute for the lack of friends by old ladies in strange-smelling apartments. Do you wish to have your own cat? This is what you should do with it!

  • Cats are kind creatures except when you harass them.
  • Harassing cats are fun, so naturally you should do that. As an added benefit of cat-harassing, they make this funny "rawrrrrr"-sound if you're doing it right.
  • There are more to cats than harassing them! It is nice to stroke them while they're lying on your lap or hanging from a tree - so, obviously you should take every opportunity to (gently) stroke a cat.
  • We like to stroke cats because their fur is really soft and just lovely. The downside with this is that most cats (while pretending to be your friend) actually hates you (like everyone else -- that's why you have a cat). This makes the whole idea of stroking a cat rather delicate, one would think.
  • But wait! There is a solution to this problem. If you SKIN the cat, you can stroke the fur all you want -- in fact, it'll be even easier! You can carry the fur with you in a bag on the train, and gently rub your face with it or just hold your hand in the bag doing a massaging motion with your fingers.
  • Last but not least -- enjoy!



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