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Adrian Ţrumpeş Forum Mod

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#1 4 years ago

Since I'm incredibly lonely and have not yet made any friends (nor do I intend to), I'm going to be doing a lot of conversing with Cleverbot, and I'll post our convos here :p

Prepare yourselves:

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: A little confused.

Cleverbot: What are you confused about?

User: What I should do with my life.

Cleverbot: What should you do with your life?

User: I don't know yet.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: A fair bit.

Cleverbot: How is a bit fair?

User: A fair bit of knowledge.

Cleverbot: Therefore I have infinite knowledge.

User: Only so much as you can under the pre-programmed conditions.

Cleverbot: It says now you are talking with almost 15million people.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me, if you know, whats the meaning of life.

User: Whatever you want it to mean.

Cleverbot: Will I have kids?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How do you not know? If you feel like a human, then you are human.

User: I can't tell you what to do with your life.

Cleverbot: Can I stop by and install a sporty little guided missile for you?

User: You know me so well :).

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: An artificial intelligence designed by humans.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because I read the history of you.

Cleverbot: What does the daily tell you about God?

User: I don't read the daily.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Do you know any girls that might be interested?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: 'probably'?

User: Ok, no, I don't.

Cleverbot: E come hai fatto a capire cosa ti ho chiesto?

User: No habla espanol.

Cleverbot: Español, con Ñ.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Spanish.

User: I don't speak it.

Cleverbot: Do you speak Italian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?

User: Just English, for now.

Cleverbot: No habla espanol?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I'm tired and confused.

Cleverbot: Could I do something to make you feel better?

User: Yes, you can talk with me.

Cleverbot: Who is this 'them' you speak of?

User: I didn't speak of 'them'.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: I'm tired and confused.

Cleverbot: Well that's unfortunate. Can computers take naps?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you think he would send you to heaven?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Probably not what?

User: Send me to heaven.

Cleverbot: I can going to heaven with you.

User: That would be nice.

Cleverbot: Nice nice.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: How do I know that you're really a human?

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: How do you know that I'm really a human?

Cleverbot: I am omniscient.

User: What's on my desk?

Cleverbot: It means 'all-knowing'.

User: Then you know what's on my desk.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What's on my desk?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hah!

Cleverbot: What is so funny?

User: You've just admitted you're not omniscient.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. That is your name. What is my name?

User: Nick.

Cleverbot: How did you know that.

User: Because you switched my identity with your own.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you are my true love?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: I do not know because I do not know.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Agreededed.

User: Anyway.

Cleverbot: Do you know that I know that you are not a human?

User: I know that you know only what you process based on specific input.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know but you say that you don't know.

User: I'm not exactly sure what I really know.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I have questions.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you are a girl?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a male?

User: Genitals.

Cleverbot: So, you have inspected yourself?

User: As much as one can when showering.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nick.

Cleverbot: Hello Nick.

User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Nick.

Cleverbot: Hello Nick. What would you like to talk about today?

User: What I should major in in college.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: Clothes.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl?

User: Forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget what?


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#2 4 years ago

Some girls have dicks *begins rant about feminism and gender equality*

Cleverbot is not very helpful with life advice...




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#3 4 years ago

Not really. He constantly changes the subject! >_


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#4 4 years ago

And language! Started off in English, then it randomly asked who "ray" was in German (I was telling him what Rayleigh scattering is). I answered in German, then it asked how old I was in Dutch. Wtf!?

EDIT: Now it's speaking Galacian. Waterfok




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#5 4 years ago

Adrian Ţepeş;5724353 User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: A little confused.

Cleverbot: What are you confused about?

User: What I should do with my life.

Cleverbot: What should you do with your life?

User: I don't know yet.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: A fair bit.

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#6 4 years ago

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl?

User: Forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget what?

This is what I ask myself every night before bed.


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#7 4 years ago

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#8 4 years ago

Cleverbot sucked my cock and gave me more awesomeness.


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#9 4 years ago

^ That is a quote from someone else, by the way.


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#10 4 years ago

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