Computer Viruses To Watch Out For 22 replies

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Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#1 12 years ago

Here is an updated list of nasty computer viruses to be on the watch for:

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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows. [COLOR=black]

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Master Chief 14

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#2 12 years ago

:lol: good stuff.




Flash525

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#3 12 years ago

:lol: I'm liking these the best:

Ki-Adi-MundiThe Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.



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#4 12 years ago

:rofl: Good stuff.




Reekris

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#5 12 years ago
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ki-Adi-Mundi again.

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Griffin_NL

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#6 12 years ago

Nice find.




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#7 12 years ago

Awesome! nice find indeed...

You must explode or spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ki-Adi-Mundi again.

noes!




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#8 12 years ago

My personal favorite:

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.



bigdoggie

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#9 12 years ago

that the one i dont get :D




Cap'n Rommel

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#10 12 years ago

very old, but still funny