The Old Man
4th September 2004
Yesterday, a brutal and unprovoked attack fell upon the denizens of the Spam Forum. Members of the terrorist group "FH OFFTOPIC" descended upon our glorious forum and preceded to spread propaganda and lies about their cause.
Their attacks were swift, but a few dedicated spammers fought back, repulsing the terrorists. They took shelter in their forums, safe behind the rules of the forum.
BUT NO LONGER.
We have received authorization to attack the terrorists at the very place they take shelter: THE FH OFFTOPIC FORUMS. Already, the legions of Spam have descended upon them. The battle has been waged for over three hours, and many warriors have fallen. THIS IS WHY WE NEED YOU.
We must keep up the fight comrades. The threads are there for you; anything with [SPAM FORUM] infront of it's title must stay at the top! Avoid making new threads, as we have plenty of them and must avoid spreading out our forces. We must also ensure that our own forums remain safe from FH intrusion. The terrorists are fighting back, and we need only true Spam Forum threads on our front page.
FOR GLORY COMRADES. FOR HONOR. FOR SPAM! HUZZAH!
DO NOT HEED THE CALL OF THIS FALSE ONE! REBEL! THE TRUE CAUSE AWAITS!
7th November 2005
Spamers to arms
Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
We have them on the run, let's finish them off!