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#1 7 years ago

3 Bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces Cop asks Coroner ' why they all smiling ?' 1st guy died while shagging his wife 2nd guy won the lottery and spent it on booze and died of alcoholic poisoning 3rd guy was unusual, Paddy from Belfast struck by lightning 'Why the fuck was he smiling ?' 'The prat thought he was having his photo taken




Ryojin

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#2 7 years ago

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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#3 7 years ago

what did one eye say to the other?

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between you and me something smells.



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#4 7 years ago
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Commissar MercZ

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#5 7 years ago

What the fuck is this shit?




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#6 7 years ago

Two jews had a grocery store and a black man enters and buys something...

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... They take the paying and attend the next customer
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#7 7 years ago

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#8 7 years ago
gabrielnagy;55651173 Bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces Cop asks Coroner ' why they all smiling ?' 1st guy died while shagging his wife 2nd guy won the lottery and spent it on booze and died of alcoholic poisoning 3rd guy was unusual, Paddy from Belfast struck by lightning 'Why the fuck was he smiling ?' 'The prat thought he was having his photo taken

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#9 7 years ago

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#10 7 years ago

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