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Draco_2k

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#1 12 years ago
Wanted 4 Ye Olde Lighte Warriorse ofe Destinye Toe Rescuee Kingdome Frome Darknesse. Inquiree Withine.

Ye braveste positione to incloude holding of ze Warrior of Sworde (stupide irrationale), thou singelest Thief of Splinteer Virtue and humbelest Wizard oree multiplees Wizardees of Mage arts ofoe eternal Light and/ore Darknesse (nukleare prr... porws.... poweeressees thougth.. th... wtf...).

- Applie through directee.



Draco_2k

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#2 12 years ago

On an unrelated note, the ZOMGWTFBBQ convention will be held at the NYC LMAO Center at 13:37, Friday. This month. Probably this year. If it doesn't get nuked like the last time.

Note: Corneria & Elfland kingdom Lighte Warriorse are subjects for special discounts and access abilities. Volunteer now!




rebornintheglory

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#3 12 years ago

:nodding:




Draco_2k

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#4 12 years ago

Hooray! Let the Great Spirit be praised all over the land, for the first Lighte Warriore has finally found his pace to the great Kindom of Corneria!.. Yeah, I'm happy too, buddy... Yea, and thou shalt be the great wariore ofe... Uh, what? Sworde? Yes?.. Excellent! Ore, maybe if thou shalt have been the wizard of... What, you're a wizard too? Brilliant! Now we just need... uh... It's nice that you agree... Anyway, we should await the seconde warr... yeah... of... yeah... Light... But... uh... Do you?.. Err... Stop that!




rebornintheglory

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#5 12 years ago

Do i what? And just so you know, i want my gold up front! And none of this dragon slaying business, it's not in my job description!!




Red Menace

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#6 12 years ago

Like half an inch from trashland, then I read some of it.


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#7 12 years ago

Do a barrel roll!

Corneria. Starfox. N64. Slippy watch out.




rebornintheglory

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#8 12 years ago

So. I'll be your wizard, but don't think i'm touching a sword. I want to be in the back line where i can't be horribly raped and mutilated.




Draco_2k

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#9 12 years ago
Do i what? And just so you know, i want my gold up front! And none of this dragon slaying business, it's not in my job description!!

Bad for you! You agreed to the contact just by reading the description! It's my own invention, called Ultra-fine print! Apparently not stolen from Thief! And you owe me a penny just by reading it!!!

So. I'll be your wizard, but don't think i'm touching a sword.

I like swords.

I want to be in the back line where i can't be horribly raped and mutilated.

Sorry, that line is reserved for the Thief of Light. But even then, the chances are, he will probably suffer even worse!!! If this thought will help you to go on, good for you.

Anyway, welcome to the company, oh the greatest Wizard of Light! What worthy skills will you be bringing to the cause of this Utterly Useless quest? Do you have your orb of light with you? How can I access your bank account to rip you of all your posessions?




rebornintheglory

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#10 12 years ago
Draco_2kBad for you! You agreed to the contact just by reading the description! It's my own invention, called Ultra-fine print! Apparently not stolen from Thief! And you owe me a penny just by reading it!!!

You bastard!! How am i going to buy my magical components now?

I like swords.

All right, maybe just a little one.

Sorry, that line is reserved for the Thief of Light. But even then, the chances are, he will probably suffer even worse!!! If this thought will help you to go on, good for you.

Hmm, well as long as the ole warriore guy will protect me, it can't be all that bad.

Anyway, welcome to the company, oh the greatest Wizard of Light! What worthy skills will you be bringing to the cause of this Utterly Useless quest? Do you have your orb of light with you? How can I access your bank account to rip you of all your posessions?

I'm bringing along the scepter of light, and a bag of wonders. And I have the awesomely magical ability to potentially cast magic missile! The orb of light i do not have, i'm pretty sure that belongs to the warriore with the magickal bladee. And my bank's empty, thanks to somebody and his ultra fine print. :cort:

So, when do we get started?