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Fenian

Rebel Without a Cause

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#1 12 years ago

Self explanatory - post yours here so we can all have a good laugh at how pathetic they all are (while jotting them down for future use of course) :cool: Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a f***... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink? Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?

Bond. James Bond. What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. More...:smokin:




Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

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9th August 2003

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#2 12 years ago

One from Anchorman: My apartment smells of rich mahogany.


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KingSpicer

I follow teh Moo!

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16th November 2005

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#3 12 years ago

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again Is there a airport nearby or is that my heart taking off Im not really this tall, im sitting on my wallet Are your legs tired, because youve been running throw my mind all day Can i get a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas Compared to you, the sun feels cold .




rebornintheglory

keyboard warrior

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20th January 2006

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#4 12 years ago

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#5 12 years ago

Of course Reborn.




Vantage

Proletariat Scum

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#6 12 years ago

He means in a sexual way, Reborn.




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#7 12 years ago

You know me too well.




Vantage

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#8 12 years ago

<3.




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#9 12 years ago

<3 <3 <3!!!!

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Phoenix_22 VIP Member

46 and 2, are just ahead of me

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#10 12 years ago

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