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Museum

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#1 8 years ago
dailysyndrome.png [SIZE="2"]Uninteresting things that happen, written about badly on the internet.

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[SIZE="5"]Mediocre Pizza[/SIZE]

Today, there was a pizza. The expectations of the pizza were very high. The pizza wasn't great, it was OK though. I was pretty disappointed, but that's what you get in life, and when life hands you lemons don't put them on a pizza, because it won't be a good pizza and you'll have to get a different pizza because that pizza isn't good enough.

There wasn't a specific problem with the pizza, just a lot of slightly-not-OK things detracting from what would have been an overall pleasurable experience of pizza consumption. I'd give the pizza 8 cowbells out of 22. 22 is the largest amount of cowbells I've ever seen in one place at one time, so that seems like a sensible scale.

Experts in the pizza industry have described the pizza as "Not as wide as some pizzas" and "...it has cheese on it". Both of these statements are true.

[SIZE="5"]A Green Car[/SIZE]

A green car drove past me, it was a shade of green that I've never seen on a car before. I think I'll call it 'dusty forest', maybe with a hint of 'robust moss'.

[SIZE="5"]A Really Funny Joke[/SIZE]

I made up a joke today, and it was a really good one. It made everyone laugh for a long time, and sparked a very funny discussion. However, the disappointing thing is that none of the people present remembers the joke, or even what the funny discussion was about.

My future in comedy is not assured. I'd be much better suited to writing useless articles for websites where they are not usually written. I might start doing that, maybe later. I probably won't put any jokes in. Even if I do, I probably won't know about it.

Today's newspaper was brought to you by Hapi Campar Funeral Director.




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#2 8 years ago

I like your signature for two reasons...

1. Karen Gillan (Very Sexeh!) 2. Matt's shirt (Very Smexeh!)


If there is no image, Mikey broke something...



Museum

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#3 8 years ago

It was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen, and I immediately knew that I had to make it my signature. My life has been improved since I set this, and ladies have been attracted to my more positive outlook on things.

I Love My Signature.




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#4 8 years ago

[COLOR="Magenta"]/me wonders when Splicer will come in and take a spam crap on this thread.

Nice to see some originality.[/COLOR]




redgroupclan

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#5 8 years ago

My compliments to the writer.

I will consider purchasing this newspaper in the near future.




Museum

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#6 8 years ago

The Daily Syndrome is a student run project and will be provided completely cost free!

Free brain cleaner with in tomorrow's issue.




Mr. Pedantic

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#7 8 years ago

I like your signature for two reasons...

1. Karen Gillan (Very Sexeh!) 2. Matt's shirt (Very Smexeh!)

You like her just because of her hair...




redgroupclan

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#8 8 years ago
Muse Syndrome;5414334The Daily Syndrome is a student run project and will be provided completely cost free!

Do you accept donations?




Museum

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#9 8 years ago

Donations of what? Somebody gave me a cactus as a donation, I have no idea what to do with it.




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#10 8 years ago

Shove it up your ass. Neat twist on the dildo.