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Museum

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#1 8 years ago

Well... It's another day, the border between two of them has been passed (if you don't live in the past that is, I mean come on, get with the time(zone)), and this can only mean one thing:

2-2.png[SIZE="2"]"I got nothin'" - Schofield[/SIZE]

In today's issue of the Daily Syndrome we face such life problems as slightly dodgy laptops, things that should cost less but don't, and the complications of gerbils that change color slowly.

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Technical Difficulties

[/SIZE] There were some, but everything is OK now. I think? Maybe. Well, I hope so.

Technical difficulties, like most difficulties, aren't fun. They are the opposite of fun. I think the correct term is antifun, or maybe nonfun, but you'll have to get back to that. In fact, answers can be sent to me following the publication of this. There'll be a prize, but it won't be anything of any value, or even anything physical. Ideas are the best prizes.

My laptop didn't work for a brief period of time, because one of the laptop demons thought it was too good for me. Punitive action has been taken, and it has now been killed. Bit harsh, probably.

[SIZE="2"]"I'll need the next issue of the Daily Syndrome to cheer me up" - redgroupclan[/SIZE]

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You're Hot Then You're Cold, You're Yes Then You're No

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Sadly, Katy Perry has nothing to do with what's written underneath this headline, although she was just mentioned. This article is all about changes. I own 2 gerbils, since I'm a loser at having pets. I always get the small useless ones. At least I made up for this a little by calling them Leonidas and Xerxes. They are easy to tell apart, since they are different browns. I'd call Leonidas a rustic beige color, and Xerxes is more of a wet sand. But it wasn't always like this. It was once the other way around.

This is a metaphor for gerbils changing color. Or anything changing color. Change in general. Anything in general.

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Things Cost Stuff

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In the world, to get stuff you usually have to buy stuff. Which means having money. Which, in turn, means getting money, and to do well with it you need to learn the value of it.

Like most boys, I first learned the value of money when I had to parade the streets with my penis tucked between my legs pretending to be a little girly as entertainment for loose change to feed my family. We quickly discovered that this wouldn't work, as loose change doesn't have very high nutritional value. This prompted us to get jobs.

I have been working since I was 13, and I didn't go through all of that dancing to waste all of my money on stuff. Things. Trinkets that shouldn't cost any more than the cheap plastic they are made of.

Exciting excerpts of the life and times of Muse Syndrome will be included in future editions of the Daily Syndrome.

Today's newspaper was brought to you by warfat.

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redgroupclan

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#2 8 years ago

I request advertising space in your next newspaper. I offer you 3 cowbells.




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#3 8 years ago

I request more articles. I offer you RGC.




redgroupclan

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#4 8 years ago

He could have me anyways.




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#5 8 years ago

Fact: This is the fastest selling newspaper ever, selling 100% of copies in less than 1 minute.

Thank you for making it everything it is today!




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#6 8 years ago

Muse Syndrome;5414537Fact: This is the fastest selling newspaper ever, selling 100% of copies in less than 1 minute.

Thank you for making it everything it is today!

oh i only use the paper to wipe my backside and before i post it on the forums




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#7 8 years ago

The Daily Syndrome will not be held responsible to any monitor damage as a result of the use of its issues as lavatory paper.




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#8 8 years ago

Notice to all readers: The Daily Syndrome Readers Super Amazing Family Group is now online! Join now and receive a free pan*!

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#9 8 years ago

Muse Syndrome;5414675Notice to all readers: The Daily Syndrome Readers Super Amazing Family Group is now online! Join now and receive a free pan*!

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#10 8 years ago

I could use some free cooking ware!




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