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Ballmer

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#1 8 years ago

cooltext474753301.pngI make crappy posts? So sue me.

Welcome to the most awesome post you will ever read. That is, until Daily Syndrome #10. If your OCD is acting up, fear not, I just decided to not capitalize the words in my title image today. Why? Hell if I know. We can talk about that later. Right now, a more pressing issue is at hand, which is one of the subjects of today's daily syndrome.

As usual with the Daily Syndrome, you can join the Group, where you can find hundreds of posts (one) detailing how to become world famous. It also has a nice logo, so if that's something you like then I'd recommend it. You could even end up with your own article featured in a forthcoming issue! So, I suggest you get into there and put your fingers all over my join button. If anyone is interested in writing an article for tomorrow's issue, then a good topic would be ways to cook a turkey.

'Lil Buggers

Before I mentioned a more pressing issue. And that would be: termites. I recently discovered a colony of termites setting up residence under the floorboards of my kitchen. With great swiftness, your truly headed for the closest hardware store to seek out massive amounts of chemical warfare. For, this would. be. war.

So I arrived at the hardware store at a quarter after six, only to discover the parking lot mostly empty, with a few straggling store employees exchanging parting words as they made a beeline for their automobiles. Today was not my day. The store closed at six.

As I returned to my domicile, I weighed my options. Firstly, I've got a bit of a phobia when it comes to these things. Heh... a bit. Who am I fooling, I'm a raging arachnophobe. Botanophobe. Isopterophobe. I'm doomed. :bawl:

I'll update you as this... unpleasant situation progresses.

I am not Dragonelf

In case there was any doubt, I am not the intrepid spacefaring man known as Dragonelf. I am his brother. Now that we have that out of the way, I have to cough up a hairball. *hack* *achh* *hahhhhkkkk* *achkHKHKHCHK CKHCKHCAHKAHCKHC HHHHHHH HHHHHHHAAAA HHHAAAAAAAA HHHHAAAAAAAA k k KKKKKKHHHKHHH

Sorry about that, that was rude of me. I should have asked if anyone in the audience wanted to cough up hairballs with me. Next time, I'll be more considerate.

No more cows

Getting cows to stop putting on their makeup and flirting with my friends is just too much of a hassle. So, from now on I won't have any cows in my crew when I'm rollin'. That includes you, Uncle Spam. Don't take it personally, buddy.

And that concludes today's issue! You can help the Daily Syndrome by getting involved with a guest article, or just a few words that you want to be included. The details on how to take part are over at the Group page. Or, of course, you could head over to the FileFront Forums Tinychat room where I'm often sitting talking about ridiculous things.

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Museum

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#2 8 years ago

It's a mystery why you don't write these. Good luck with writing things, you'll need it.




Ballmer

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#3 8 years ago

Hey, at least you get the day off.




Mihail VIP Member

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#4 8 years ago

Muse doesn't rest, he is a machine.




Museum

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#5 8 years ago

Exactly. If you (at some point) write something good, then send me a PM and I might consider giving you some space in my newspaper.




Dragonelf68

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#6 8 years ago
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I am not Dragonelf

In case there was any doubt, I am not the intrepid spacefaring man known as Dragonelf. I am his brother. Now that we have that out of the way, I have to cough up a hairball. *hack* *achh* *hahhhhkkkk* *achkHKHKHCHK CKHCKHCAHKAHCKHC HHHHHHH HHHHHHHAAAA HHHAAAAAAAA HHHHAAAAAAAA k k KKKKKKHHHKHHH

Sorry about that, that was rude of me. I should have asked if anyone in the audience wanted to cough up hairballs with me. Next time, I'll be more considerate.

Or are you?


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redgroupclan

is gay.

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#7 8 years ago

Hack!




SeinfeldisKindaOk

5.56 smoke Haji every day

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#8 8 years ago

Ballmer shits on everything.




redgroupclan

is gay.

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#9 8 years ago

He used my ad.

I feel so violated.




Ballmer

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#10 8 years ago

What would you do without me?




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