I was so looking forward to those elephants too!
*runs around in confusion*
Sorry but to transport 4 African elephants from Africa to the UK would just bring too much hassle.Im pretty sure elphants cant fly in a normal comerical airplane. (zomg the seats arent big enough...zomg they cant fit thier face into thier passport photos because the photo booth wont allow adequate space for an elephant...zomg they is too heavy!).Cargo ships are out of the question...elephants get sea sickness.4 vomiting elephants on a boat isnt so good.
But as soon as Kenya produces a catapult with enough power to launch 4 not-so-aerodynamic elephants from the Masia Mara game reserve in Kenya>>> to Blackpool without causing mass elephant-related casualties , I'll inform you immediately and accept the payment in advance.
Just dont expect them to skateboard like this one.
(Elephant skatboard training sessions or skatboard not included with the purchase of the elephants.Customers who wish to train elephants to skateboard must do so at thier own cost/time.These elephants have had no prior skatboard training)