At roughly 1600 hours -- 1630 hours GMT (I wasn't paying attention), the United States of America removed the sun from the sovereign territories of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and her European allies, thus plunging them into darkness and bitter cold. In response, the United Kingdom has withdrawn all bad guys from Hollywood movies, and ejected almost all American pornography. A state of insanity now exists between our two nations. May God be merciful on everyone's pets.
lol it's dark up here too :p *hides*
i love our brand new, British-made sun... ahh, oohh, it burns soooo gooooood! i just love lookin behind me into my front yard to see the sun giving my plants the sun that it so desires.
The Ministry of Defence has launched InContinent Ballistic Mothers at key messy American households; they are set to maximum nagging yield.
i haven't seen any dark. it's too dark outside to see the dark. yeah.
I'd lend you a torch, but you might scare the dark away with a torch.
ok. post it to me. i'll look tomorrow morning when it's no longer dark to see if i can find the dark. thanks. yeah.
that dark do be a tricky sort.. always runnin away when the torches come.