I am the Dark Lord of the Peach. My über-l33t Peach powers pwn anyone in my way. Except Milton, maybe.
I doubt your abilities with said peaches.
Look around you. You will see peaches. These peaches are not real, or are they? The fact that you see peaches will turn your brain into a willing receptacle of peachy darkness.
Hm, and i didn't even suspect them!