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#1 4 years ago

Picard was a dick head in that episode. He ASSumed everything was an act of aggression, even when every bit of evidence he had went against that conclusion. Riker was an idiot too.

You know who would have handled that situation, and fucking owned it? Dr Daniel Jackson. He'd have had a fucking treaty and a compilation of their entire history and culture by the end of the episode.

EDIT: I rubbed my eye in frustration and now my hand is brown




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#2 4 years ago

Toph;5731120Picard was a dick head in that episode. He ASSumed everything was an act of aggression, even when every bit of evidence he had went against that conclusion. Riker was an idiot too.

You know who would have handled that situation, and fucking owned it? Dr Daniel Jackson. He'd have had a fucking treaty and a compilation of their entire history and culture by the end of the episode.

EDIT: I rubbed my eye in frustration and now my hand is brown

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Ryojin

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#3 4 years ago

Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.


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#4 4 years ago

Cluck-cluck what the fuck? Winner-winner, chicken dinner.

Also, there's this thing I've heard of called the "Idiot Ball" that supposedly the writers of TV shows use as a device to promote the advancement of a plot. In a nutshell, a character behaves in an idiotic or illogical manner (often against their established personality) for the sake of advancing a plot that has no established anchor in the storyline. I think this particular episode was a case of that sort of writing.




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#5 4 years ago

Phasers out of torpedo tubes, you're right Toph!




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#6 4 years ago

Speaking of torpedos, where the hell did Voyager get so many? I thought they had 38 to start with. Seems like every 5 seconds Janeway wants Mr Vulcan to "fire torpedos, full spread"




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#7 4 years ago

By 'fire torpedos' she meant 'wank at them'.


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#8 4 years ago

fuk ya! I'll wank so hard God himself will cry...


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#9 4 years ago

hi fagts


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#10 4 years ago
Primarch Vulkan;5731153fuk ya! I'll wank so hard God himself will cry...

Been there, done that.


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