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FileTrekker Über Admin

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#1 6 years ago

Dear filthy liberal scum,

I, Sir Trekker of Files, find the abhorrent and intolerable disregard for the new set of Spam Forum rules both offensive and distasteful.

I am perplexed as to how such educated, well-to-do persons would be able to miss such obvious signposting of the pre-defined guidelines that govern our spam community, namely;

http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/445729-new-spam-forum-rules-effective-immediately-please-read.html

I hope fellow members will take time to read the guidelines and follow forthwith, the sage advice it bestows upon us.

Most sincerely,

FileTrekker

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#2 6 years ago

Dear Morally Reprehensible Conservative Parasite,

I, the Less-Than-Lucid Loup-Garou, find these new stipulations slightly frivolous. It is my desire that upon your attempts to enforce these new rules upon my person, you may instead find yourself laving your oral cavity with my scrotal enclosure.

Yours Forever, Crazy Wolf




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#3 6 years ago

Dear Morally Corrupt Left-Wing Insane Canine,

How dare you Sir, launch this reprehensible attack upon my character of good standing. The guidelines set down for Spam Forum conduct are both for the good keeping of the forum and its membership, and thus help maintain the status-quo.

I find your cavalier attitude towards the matter both of poor standing and surprising considering you helped to orchestrate the rules which are now enforced.

I fully expect a written apology and suitable monetary recompense.

Yours begrudgingly,

Sir Trekker of Files.


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#4 6 years ago

Dear Booger-Eating Canadian,

I must confess that I did, indeed, have some role in conceiving of these regulations and guidelines. However, such a role does not mean that your person is any less obligated to gargle my most honorable marbles. No apology shall be delivered, as there has yet been no attempt on your part to correct this oversight.

Yours Temporarily, Crazy Wolf




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#5 6 years ago

To whom it may concern,

considering past events and having weighed the possibility of a future emergence of potential rivals it is my understanding that, assuming a continuation of the status quo, this particular sequence of literary exchanges may indeed be qualified for next year's annual honoration of extraordinary achievements. But please take no further notice of my rude interjection and continue your discourse, if you will.

Remaining yours truly, Esquire of the lavish breeches




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#6 6 years ago

Crazy Wolf;5628818Dear Booger-Eating Canadian,

I must confess that I did, indeed, have some role in conceiving of these regulations and guidelines. However, such a role does not mean that your person is any less obligated to gargle my most honorable marbles. No apology shall be delivered, as there has yet been no attempt on your part to correct this oversight.

Yours Temporarily, Crazy Wolf

Dear Mr. Wolf,

I am further offended by your reference to myself as Canadian. I am British, Sir, a member of Her Majesty's Empire, and not from the British Dominion of Canada.

Also Sir I am entirely entitled to express my stance on current matters in any manner that I see fit. Should you Sir, not feel mentally capable of keeping up with the issues of the day, then I must suggest thy retire to a venue of a more mature variety!

I hereby demand further apology and, of course, further monetary recompense.

Good Day Sir,

Sir Trekker of Files, subject of The United Kingdom and her outlying Territories and Dominions.


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#7 6 years ago

No.




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#8 6 years ago

Dear massive loser,

You may apply your lips to my massive posterior, post haste.

Sincerely,

The Commissar




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#9 6 years ago

Dear Madam,

As a worshipper of Regina Britannica, your specific nationality matters not, and is in truth rather indistinguishable to those of us inhabiting a country which possessed the intestinal fortitude and foresight to liberate itself from the Dominion. Furthermore, your inaccurate use of the word "thy" raises doubts in my mind as to your breeding. We, madam, are not on such informal terms! It would behoove you to either correct your speech, or know me by more intimate means if you wish to address me as "thee". Furthermore, it is my desire that you cease to use your mouth for speaking and begin using it for sucking. Further monetary recompense is unnecessary, as my continued presence is reward enough.

I wish you the best of days, madam.

Crazy Wolf, citizen of the Rebellious and Successful Colonies of North America.




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#10 6 years ago

The thy refers to the phenis.




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