I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
15th December 2002
Dear Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmany Melchett,
I must compliment you on your award winning strategy to overcome the Gerrys, they would most certainly not be expecting another great push over the top.
Also saddened to hear of the loss of your lovely lady Georgina, a fine woman indeed, who did not deserve to be scattered across a mine field. Most interested to hear also of your mustache maintenance regimen, I have decided to take up your advice.
Sir Field Marshall Hague
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