Dear Time Travelers (ALIENS, PLEASE DO READ!) 24 replies

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#1 6 years ago

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: deartimetravelers[at]gmail[dot]com.

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!

Thanks


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



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#2 6 years ago

I'm deffinetly not an alien.

Come into my spaceshi.. I mean.. Time machine. :lookaround:


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#3 6 years ago

I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!

Step into my T.A.R.D.I.S. my good sir. Hopefully my other selfs will post here as well. We can combine our powers and perhaps do something about your predicament.




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#4 6 years ago


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#5 6 years ago

I don't know if I'm an alien, therefore I'm probably an alien.


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#6 6 years ago

~Kyrillix~;5595502If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: deartimetravelers[at]gmail[dot]com.

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!

Thanks

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move with no hope of rescue: Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far (which, given your current circumstances, seems more likely): Consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.




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#7 6 years ago

You sound like an alien or someone who has met them. Do you have their technology??

Please, please send me an e-mail.


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



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#8 6 years ago
Obankobi;5595508Step into my T.A.R.D.S. my good sir. Hopefully my other selfs will post here as well. We can combine our powers and perhaps do something about your predicament.

THE FUCK.




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#9 6 years ago
Totes McTurner;5595686THE FUCK.

I went back in time and fixed it.




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#10 6 years ago

[COLOR=orange]Well, Graeme, I would love to help. Unfortunately, we are keepers of the peace, not soldiers. We are here to protect you, but we cannot fight a war for you. :clueless:[/COLOR]


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