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#11 10 years ago

Chuck Norris.




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#12 10 years ago

Yep, he's definitely overrated.




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#13 10 years ago

Not overrated. Joke was done too much.

The real bad ass is Duke Nukem though:

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Duke Nukem's character is a pastiche of a number of Hollywood-action heroes, such as those played by Charles Bronson, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone, as well as Kurt Russell's character from Big Trouble In Little China, Roddy Piper's character from They Live, and Ash Williams from the Evil Dead series. His appearance resembles characters played by Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damme.

Like the characters often played by Schwarzenegger and Stallone, Duke is a confident, aggressive, and frequently politically incorrect muscle-man, who, although not superhuman, nonetheless manages to achieve incredible physical feats of violence and conquest through sheer machismo and expertise with automatic weapons. Like the characters played by Bruce Campbell, Nukem is also a smart-mouth, and his sneering visage is often found speaking one-liners while slaughtering his enemies.

He is also apparently extremely sexually adept and irresistible to women, and circumstances generally find him surrounded by many buxom women. Other than a wide array of automatic firearms, explosives, and energy weapons, Duke is best known for his trademark jet pack, which gives him the ability to fly short distances in quick bursts. He is also known for his golden Desert Eagle pistol and sunglasses, which completely conceal his eyes and which he has not been seen without (even at night) since Duke Nukem 3D, and his blond, military-style hair, which is existent since the first game.




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#14 10 years ago

Same thing




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#15 10 years ago
Apollo75;4762904When i look in the mirror.

Are you sure that's not a picture of me?




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#16 10 years ago

I mock your feeble attempt at spam. Begone.




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#17 10 years ago

Ihaterednecks;4762892Feast your eyes on this monumental figure and no questions shall linger in your mind.

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Definition of Badass: Frank West.




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#18 10 years ago

Who else can kill 56,000 zombies by them self? Without a gun?




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#19 10 years ago

Gorden Freeman.

No mofo can take down a man in a bright orange hazard suit!




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#20 10 years ago
Are you sure that's not a picture of me?

I didn't realize I was so famous.

Gorden Freeman. No mofo can take down a man in a bright orange hazard suit!

That's what I'm talkin' about! Man with brains and brawns! Plant a bomb or plant a crowbar, it's all the same.

I mock your feeble attempt at spam. Begone.

It was them!!! *Runs*