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AzH

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#1 12 years ago

[SIZE="1"]This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Decision of judges is final.

This supersedes all previous notices.[/SIZE]




[Judge]Arch_Angel

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#2 12 years ago

Does this mean i can post?




groddy VIP Member

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#3 12 years ago

yes




groddy VIP Member

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#4 12 years ago
Batteries not included.

How much do AzH batteries cost?




Jackthehammer

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#5 12 years ago

[SIZE="1"] Disclaimer

De aansprakelijkheid van Reed Business Information bv (uitgever van Elsevier, verder te noemen: 'RBI'), van de personeelsleden van RBI en van de personen voor wie RBI verantwoordelijk en/of aansprakelijk is, voor schade, mede daaronder begrepen gevolgschade (waaronder mede begrepen vertragingsschade, en winstderving), die aan haar toerekenbaar is, is in alle gevallen beperkt tot ten hoogste de factuurwaarde van het gedeelte van de overeenkomst, waaruit de aansprakelijkheid voortvloeit.

Alle (redactionele) informatie, waaronder begrepen adviezen, ideeën, meningen en/of instructies, is op zorgvuldige wijze en naar beste weten samengesteld, maar RBI en auteurs kunnen op geen enkele wijze instaan voor de juistheid of volledigheid van de informatie. RBI en auteurs aanvaarden dan ook geen enkele aansprakelijkheid voor schade, van welke aard ook, die het gevolg is van handelingen en/of beslissingen die gebaseerd zijn op bedoelde informatie. De wederpartij wordt met nadruk aangeraden deze informatie niet geïsoleerd te gebruiken maar af te gaan op haar professionele kennis en ervaring en de te gebruiken informatie te controleren. De inhoud van advertenties is samengesteld door of namens adverteerders en wordt door RBI niet beoordeeld op de juistheid, volledigheid en rechtmatigheid daarvan. RBI aanvaardt dan ook geen aansprakelijkheid voor de inhoud en vormgeving van advertenties.

RBI zal zich inspannen om de beschikbaarheid van haar website zo groot mogelijk te doen zijn alsmede om eventuele storingen zo snel mogelijk te (doen) verhelpen. Een storing met betrekking tot de website www.elsevier.nl kan niet leiden tot schadevergoeding door RBI aan de wederpartij. RBI is niet verantwoordelijk of aansprakelijk voor storingen in netwerken van derden door middel waarvan de toegang tot de website wordt verkregen. [/SIZE]




S3phiroth

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#6 12 years ago

Disclaimer.

The opinions and comments mentioned by me within are not those expressed by that of my employer, because if they knew I was surfing pr0n when I should be moderating I would be fired on the spot.

Any loss of limbs or accidents while browsing these forums and in particular the Graphics Department and Star Wars Jedi Knight Series forum, I cannot be held accountable for so don't even bother contacting one of those annoying adverts off of TV. I cannot pay up anyway, not to mention they will steal all of your money.

Refunds are not given for faulty posts are views so please do not contact me regarding this matter, as I have mentioned I have no money nor would I part with it if I did. You didn't even give me any money anyway, although all donations can be sent to [email]INEEDMONEYLOLZ@Hotmail.co.uk[/email]. In regard to my signature, if you do not like it then you can disable them by use of the control panel, alternatively I advise AdBlock and FireFox Browser, the use of your bandwidth is at my disposal until you take this opportunity.

Please don't ignore it may just save your life one day. All Rights Reserved S3phiroth Inc.




Pethegreat VIP Member

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#7 12 years ago
ElmoHow much do AzH batteries cost?

He does not run on batteries. He runs only on the souls of those who have been banned.




Tango Protocol

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#8 12 years ago

I personally like my signature.




S3phiroth

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#9 12 years ago

2 Lines of normal sized text :naughty:




Tango Protocol

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#10 12 years ago

I'm adding an additional line of text cuz .. I can't say anything bout it :(