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#21 15 years ago

Don't worry! I'll save you!

/me's alternate personality takes over and starts punching himself in the head

Da da da daa! SuperMatt to the rescue!

Die you sick mental freak! Die you frickin' lunatic! DIE! DIE!




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#22 15 years ago

:lookaround:

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#23 15 years ago

Who you callin' :n0e:? I'll shove melons up your arse for that, mate! Come 'ere!




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#24 15 years ago

Ack! Then I'll be the next Goatse guy! I'm intrigued!




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#25 15 years ago

OK then, stand perfectly still. If you hear something that sounds like tearing, don't worry, that's just me... uh... tearing my clothes for some reason.




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#26 15 years ago

What about the searing, burning anal pleasure?




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#27 15 years ago

Imagination. There are no ill effects from putting melons up your arse whatsoever, I promise.

/me has his hands behind his back, crossing his fingers




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#28 15 years ago

Will I be able to shit normally afterwards?




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#29 15 years ago

I think it's safe to say that being able to shit will be the least of your problems. Assuming you can remove the melon afterwards, that is. That's your problem.




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#30 15 years ago

Shit. It's time to pull out my custom made melon-stuck-in-my-ass-pants, with large holes in the fabric in conveniant places :naughty:

Has it occured to you that we are having an alternating conversation between to threads in two different forums. This is unheard of.