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Hawkeye18z

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#1 11 years ago

...Hardee's cheeseburgers! They are canine thermonuclear fart bombs! My dog & I went snowshoeing on the divide & on the way home I stopped & bought 2 double cheeseburgers for my hungry husky. I almost had to fight the manager of Hardee's. I ordered the burgers with just meat & cheese & bread. The mgr made a comment about the 'dry' burgers & I told him they were for my dog & I may;) have made a comment about Hardee's making great dog food. He tried to give me my money back & said he wanted the burgers! LMAO! I told him he could keep the money & he could have the burgers; if he could take them. If any of you have ever worked a fast food job, then you'll be happy to know that I made that mgr look like a beeyatch in front of his teenage employee's; they looked so happy when their abusive boss backed down. Sabaka ate her meal & I was off. Moving at 70 mph, I heard what sounded like a drum roll & then the smell hit me. Hell's asshole couldn't possibly smell worse. It's 10 degrees tonight & I don't know what the wind chill was @ 70mph but, I had a choice of frostbite or lung rot! I opted for the frostbite! Hardee's burgers for your canine bud.....Just say no!




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#2 11 years ago

:rofl:




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#3 11 years ago

:rofl: Lmao! You should've gone back with your farting dog...I wonder what their face would look like if they saw/smelled that. :lol:


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#4 11 years ago
sovereign002;3536519:rofl: Lmao! You should've gone back with your farting dog...I wonder what their face would look like if they saw/smelled that. :lol:

Dammit!! I didn't think of that! I could've put on my sunglasses & did my best Ray Charles & his seeing eye dog! Dammit! Missed a good one! Should've had you with me! I like the way you think! Good one, Amigo!:cool: