do you have an insatiable lust for killing? thats great! check here! 31 replies

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AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#1 13 years ago

do you have an insatiable lust for killing other human beings? thats great! here are the Institute of Hired Assasins, we believe killing is a profession, not a plague.

have you ever thought, "man, instead of paying the rent, i should just kill the land lord" ? well, if you have, its a great start! woo hoo for you!

have you ever said things similar to this: damm, why should i have to work at a job thats so boring? why cant i be my own boss? i should go out and find work all over the state/country! im a real people person, i should work with people all the time! im willing to travel to get the job done! once i get a job, i hunt it down, pull out a slienced pistol, and unload a clip into it- i just love my job at Homeland Security! the cops cant stop me. haha! the "law" oo! im 'scared'! i cry because of the big bad "law"! im George W. Bush.

if you have said anything like the above, you're qualified to be a trained killer in our books!

its so simple, you wouldnt believe! we have the guns, supplies, training, and donuts required for every job.

all you have to do is agree to the hit, find the person, and BAM! you just made 5000 dollars! (note, we take 80 percent)

ever wanted to kill a drug lord? heres your chance! did you ever think "i can make this goverment better" ? well, im sure you can.. not that we implying anything of course. *wink wink*

we even have the world renowned trainer and hitman, Lord Wiener! thats right, the very man who once said, "the last person that disagreed with me has left this world..yea, his name was Lance Armstong. went to the moon or some place like that. great guy i tell ya." but who can forgot the chilling, "i once watched an entire village get blown to peices, and i didnt do a damn thing!. not one building left. that hurricane went right on through and wiped everything out. how was i supossed to know they didnt watch the Weather Channel? " my personal favorite would have to be, "i killed a man with a candy bar! had no way of knowing he was a diabetic."

Lord Wiener is among our many teachers. some specialize in the sought after culinary arts among others such as, tracking, bomb making, disguises, taloring, and last but not least, ball room dancing.




Hctim

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#2 13 years ago

it gets weirder by the minute here




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#3 13 years ago
Hctimit gets weirder by the minute here

Cheers, we aim to freak-out. Oh, Aeg... :wtf:




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#4 13 years ago

:lol:

my work here is done.




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#5 13 years ago

W00t, you'll get many members I'm sure.




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#6 13 years ago

But Neil Armstrong went to the moon.


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#7 13 years ago

i remember this thread.




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#8 13 years ago

I don't. OMG ATTACHMENT




Red Menace

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#9 13 years ago

So true, SO TRUE!


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#10 13 years ago

OMG!!! I joined the day of this thread!