True story. I was the ring bearer.
I know <3
I thought she was the lez who enjoyed swallowing, hated toys and showed her big toe at my request?
yep. and I married her. We shared a common love, the female body.
Wait, didn't you marry Schofield?
Screw you Zap, I thought it was me and you.
I married her after though, so she technically divorced Zapex. Zappy and Schofield can continue being partners.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
She was hot though
Her face was okay, her body was A++.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
Perhaps she'll confirm her registration here.