I'm horny for you.
What the fuck, dude.
That awkward moment in the middle of the night when you're hard so you go downstairs to masturbate but it's too dark and you don't notice your cousin is downstairs getting a glass of water so you accidentally on purpose walk in to her and your pants and boxers fall off and her clothes and underwear fall off and your penis accidentally on purpose gets thrust into her vagina and then you both fall down and gravity is pushing you down but you try to resist gravity's push so now you're going up and down on top of her giving her and yourself and orgasm and all of a sudden your entire family is woken up due to her moaning and then they catch you.
There are ways that you can have cousins who aren't actually technically related to you. In such a case, that would absolutely happen.
I didn't make it!
That was truly one of the more horrific things I have ever read.
Next time I go in a pool, the suction is going right in my ass.
You should try sticking the thin cylindrical object into your dick. It provides an orgasm like no other.