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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

Here is a link to some porn. Ha! Got your hopes up! By reading this thread, you hereby bequeath all your possessions to one Mr. Matt. He gets to keep your soul to toy with for all eternity. And if you own breadsticks or peaches, he gets those too. Any and all expensive electrical appliances are to be transferred to Mr. Matt immediately on pain of torture, death and spifflification. Resistance is futile. Your technological and financial capabilities shall added to our own. Your bank account will service us. Lower your wallet and surrender your PIN. You will be syndicated. Legal action is futile; see the warning hidden discretely in the thread's title.




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#2 14 years ago

but what if I can't read and can only spell/type and write.




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#3 14 years ago
Mihailbut what if I can't read and can only spell/type and write.

If that's the case, you'll have trouble predicting a response to this: sagkjshdl gh gjksg 38255232 jgjsgksg sagarglegarglegarglebleepjshgjsd.gsjgs 98




qotsa

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#4 14 years ago

Mr.MattHere is a link to some porn.

Ha! Got your hopes up!

By reading this thread, you hereby bequeath all your possessions to one Mr. Matt. He gets to keep your soul to toy with for all eternity. And if you own breadsticks or peaches, he gets those too. Any and all expensive electrical appliances are to be transferred to Mr. Matt immediately on pain of torture, death and spifflification. Resistance is futile. Your technological and financial capabilities shall added to our own. Your bank account will service us. Lower your wallet and surrender your PIN. You will be syndicated. Legal action is futile; see the warning hidden discretely in the thread's title.

:fart:




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#5 14 years ago

You could have put some porn, at least.




Mihail VIP Member

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#6 14 years ago
Mr. MattIf that's the case, you'll have trouble predicting a response to this: sagkjshdl gh gjksg 38255232 jgjsgksg sagarglegarglegarglebleepjshgjsd.gsjgs 98

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Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#7 14 years ago

Touch my computer or wallet, and you die. End of discussion. :daddy:




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#8 14 years ago
Majic_MushroomTouch my computer or wallet, and you die. End of discussion. :daddy:

Give them to me, or I remove your genitals while you're asleep. End of discussion.




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#9 14 years ago

:fart:

porn..:'(




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#10 14 years ago
Mr. MattGive them to me, or I remove your genitals while you're asleep. End of discussion.

You know not what wrath awaits behind my door. :naughty: