DOOM: Repercussions of Konata 22 replies

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Sl4sh

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#1 11 years ago

Sl4sh waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were konatas in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Red Menace were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Sl4sh was a spammer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the forums daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY KONATAS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet base of the GF he knew there were konatas. "This is Killer Kyle" the radio crackered. "You must fight the konatas!" So Sl4sh gotted his troll rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the konatas "I will shoot at him" said the cyberkonata and he fired the troll missiles. Sl4sh trolled at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the konatas" he shouted The radio said "No, Sl4sh. You are the konata" And then Sl4sh was a Konata.




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#2 11 years ago

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]/me kills Sl4sh.

Problem solved.[/COLOR]




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#3 11 years ago

This calls for some dramatic/heroic music:


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#4 11 years ago

Good story bro.


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#5 11 years ago

Konatas must be purged.




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#6 11 years ago

nopee




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#7 11 years ago

Konata are the demons.




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#8 11 years ago

They are not. Angels, that's what she is.


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#9 11 years ago

Only the retard Texas kid can defeat Konata. 0.jpg




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#10 11 years ago

oh my god