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The Body Popper

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#1 11 years ago

Its a proven fact that introduction to Dragonforce at a young age greatly reduces ones chances of suicide




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#2 11 years ago

yeah but dragonforce still pwns




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#3 11 years ago

It causes global warming.




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#4 11 years ago

so do cows




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#5 11 years ago

Therefore dragonforce=cows.

:wtm:




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#6 11 years ago

dragonforce=buff




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#7 11 years ago

dragonforce=t3h sex




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#8 11 years ago

cows=t3h sex?

you, my friend, are sick.




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#9 11 years ago

cows=bad joke now




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#10 11 years ago

other true dragonforce facts: “While average songs have 10,000 notes, DragonForce beats other songs by having an average of a hundred jillion billion notes per song, and is therefore better.” ~ Benjamin Franklin on DragonForce In order to maintain a decently large fanbase of mere mortals like you and I, DragonForce is required to take horse tranquilizers before each and every performance they have ever performed. There were only three survivors. Herman Li, McGuyver, and Chuck Norris (The rest of the band were cloned from strands of hair on the ceiling). Whenever there is a threat to our homeland security, the President calls upon DragonForce to save the day. They arrive in a homemade jet called the DragonHeart, riding with fire burning hot towards the night sky, and use all their might to slay the terrorists and fly off above the winter moonlight. (Their Might is the Wind) DragonForce tends to destroy all the buildings in which they play due to sonic booms One time, DragonForce played a gig near Mt. St. Helens in Washington state. A sonic boom from their speakers caused one whole side of the mountain to blow up. Little do most people know, that volcano was completely dormant If you attempt to play any DragonForce song without proper hand protection, your fingers will catch fire, melt, and explode, in that order. This applies to any instrument, including Air Guitar.