Fellow members of spamlandia. In this time of war we need to protect ourselves. So I open Dragon's weapon and armor shop. We have every weapon and armor ever to be made in stock at all times. So without further ado I open this store for Spamlandia's members to buy weapons and armor to protect themselves against the manatee threat.
On behalf of the residents of spamlandia I present everybody with a free SWAT vest and an AK47's