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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 3 years ago

He needs to be stopped. How can I accomplish this?




Dipship

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#2 3 years ago

Sober Matt needs to put water in drunk Matt's vodka bottles.


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#3 3 years ago

Interesting. Drunk Matt would know about it though.




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#4 3 years ago
Mr. Matt;5762094Interesting. Drunk Matt would know about it though.

Perhaps a mixture of water, onions, and garlic, with vodka essence for artificial smell, ey old chap?




Silberio VIP Member

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#5 3 years ago

Here are some ideas of what you can do to Drunk Matt:

Put him in a longboat 'till he's sober. Put him in the bed with the captains daugther. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. Put him in the scuppers with a horse pipe on him. Give him a dose of salt and water.

Make sure you do any of these from about 5 to 11 AM, basically at any early morning time.


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belthagor

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#6 3 years ago

Einherjar Silberio;5762096Here are some ideas of what you can do to Drunk Matt:

Put him in a longboat 'till he's sober. Put him in the bed with the captains daugther. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. Put him in the scuppers with a horse pipe on him. Give him a dose of salt and water.

Make sure you do any of these from about 5 to 11 AM, basically at any early morning time.

you forgot one

Draw on him with a marker.

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Ryojin

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#7 3 years ago

Im gettin druunk


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belthagor

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#8 3 years ago
Ryojin;5762257Im gettin druunk

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#9 3 years ago

fill the sink with water..

then slowly submerche you head

dont stop until you feel the lifeforce running out of you

die

And now youre sober !

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#10 3 years ago

This mother-fucking sobre Matt is trying to kill me. How do I deal with him without attracting law enforcement? And spelling words properly?




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