No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
It's 4 am and I just woke up to discover my roommate's friend did not leave after they studued until at least 1:30. They are both sleeping in the same bed. How, I don't know. I can barely move without falling out, and each of them is nearly twice my size.
Anyway, their snores are staggered so it sounds like one really annoying humming get engine, and that's with earplugs in and trying to suffocate myself with two pillows. I'll try knocking myself out against the wall.
For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
15th March 2004
go for it....or either that pull some firecracker wake up calls on them...
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
12th March 2004
play the national anthem at very high volume. if they dont jump up right away , shoot them for being traitors
Thinking about it.