Duke Nukem - The King of Man 11 replies

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#1 12 years ago

Do you know the great gospel of our savior, Duke Nukem?

He sprung straight from the bowels of our great American nation, Desert Eagle in one hand, grenade in another. The first words spoken of the English language, as a matter of fact, were "come get some", as our great leader strode about his new land.

On the first day, he dug the great lakes so that he could have an appropriate sized toilet.

On the second day, he built our greatest cities, so that he could have somewhere to shoot aliens and financially support strippers and whores.

On the third day, he killed the indians. He was bored.

On the fourth day, he founded id software. Just so he could laugh at Doom and Quake.

On the fifth day, he stubbed his toe on the Rocky Mountains. The piece of earth removed is today known as the moon. After this, he personally created Chuck Norris. Mr. Norris and Nukem are now good friends, as Norris is Nukem's method of exacting pwn'ge on those who dare defy him.

On the sixth day, he created women. Again, he wanted something to do.

On the seventh day, he created God, and let him take control. Since then we have known Duke Nukem only for being the most badass person to ever walk the face of the earth.




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#2 12 years ago

http://dukenukemforever.ytmnd.com/

Hear the anthem of our lord!




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#3 12 years ago

Ye be foul heretics!




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#4 12 years ago

King.




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#5 12 years ago

NEDM!


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#6 12 years ago

NEDM is Duke Nukem's favorite pet cat.




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#7 12 years ago

:bows: were are not worthy!




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#8 12 years ago

He is an awesome lord, but not one who likes to be worshipped in such a way. Show your support for Duke Nukem Forever, let our savior live among us once more!




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#9 12 years ago

Finally, someone else that understand how great Duke Nukem is




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#10 12 years ago

Indeed!




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