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Biggus Dickus Advanced Member

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#1 15 years ago

...It explodes. :clueless: Those animals are so stupid...I keep warning them...But they still explode. What can I do to convince them to not explode? :micro:

ps: I'm bored.

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#2 15 years ago

Apparently if you get in there with them, they feel safe and so they don't explode.




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#3 15 years ago

That sounds like an interesting idea. Did you test it?




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#4 15 years ago

Unfortunately, I don't have a microwave. Well actually I might, I'm just not sure which kitchen appliance is the microwave.




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#5 15 years ago

It's easy to find it. It's the only box with a cat in it.




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#6 15 years ago

lmao its the one which is labeled oven or if not the big cooking thing




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#7 15 years ago

That rules out that cold white box anyway. Must be the big hot box with rings on it then.




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#8 15 years ago

Ho, another curious thing: when I put a cat in the washing machine, it dies in an horrible pain too. I simply can't believe those things happen in the 21th century.




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#9 15 years ago

fascinating. have you tested the dryer yet?




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#10 15 years ago

W...a...s...h...i...n...g... machine? Witchcraft!