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Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#21 15 years ago

Oh, I know all about stoves. My mother did some evil things to me. Did I ever tell you about the time she broke my leg? I think I've told everyone else. Maybe it's exaggerated a little (Reality: a bone in my foot was cracked when my mum opened a door onto it. Matt Version: my entire leg was shattered with multiple fractures, bones tearing through the skin, as my mother repeatedly slammed a huge blast door onto my leg, all the while saying 'DIE YOU FUCKER, DIE!'. The part where she leaves me crawling around for two days and tells me to 'stop being such a baby' really happened though).




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#22 15 years ago

hmmmm. I may have to investigate this "stove" you speak of.




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#23 15 years ago

i fell down the stairs once, what ar ethose things there for anyways?? :P


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#24 15 years ago
Mr. MattOh, I know all about stoves. My mother did some evil things to me. Did I ever tell you about the time she broke my leg? I think I've told everyone else. Maybe it's exaggerated a little (Reality: a bone in my foot was cracked when my mum opened a door onto it. Matt Version: my entire leg was shattered with multiple fractures, bones tearing through the skin, as my mother repeatedly slammed a huge blast door onto my leg, all the while saying 'DIE YOU FUCKER, DIE!'. The part where she leaves me crawling around for two days and tells me to 'stop being such a baby' really happened though).

:rofl:




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#25 15 years ago

one time at my house I chucked a cat out of the window piece of shit didnt land on it's feet... maybe i shouldn't have tied its feet together..... ah well




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#26 15 years ago
malice the eumidiani fell down the stairs once, what ar ethose things there for anyways?? :P

you found out malice, well done :thumbsup:

and they are also good for causing immense problems for elderly people :nodding:


Thinking about it.



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#27 15 years ago

they just dont make cats like they used to.

faulty cats exploding like fireworks all over the kitchen. piss me off.




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#28 15 years ago

Save the kitties! prevent them to explode in the oven!!!! (It's such a pain to clean it up...)




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#29 15 years ago

You should establish the SCFEMO* Foundation, see how many donations you get. And then use them to buy a new MP3 player or something.

[size=-3]*Save the Cats From Exploding in Microwave Ovens[/size]




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#30 15 years ago

Yeah! I like this idea!

Let me officialy introduce you the birth of the

[color=red]S.C.F.E.M.O. Foundation[/color]

Objet: to let the cats and the microwave ovens to live in peace and in cleanliness.

We need your money to help me to buy a new car

Go ahead!