I could rob a bank for less and walk out with more.
"Earn free cash" makes no sense. Also, something that costs $300 cannot accurately be referred to as "free".
I like stuffing my piles with ones to make it look like I'm rolling in dough.
How many monies will get me pussy
Something that requires me to wait sixty seconds to see the damned JPEG attachment better start paying my brain patent royalties. o_o Yeah, free money that's acquired by paying the equivalent of six months of Net fees is _really_ free. Huff.
-LANBeast, the shapeshifting rig.