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#11 13 years ago

It would be something involving pointy sticks and ramming them in their eyes.


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#12 13 years ago

Well.. People always say female elves look very hawt, so I'd join them :naughty:


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#13 13 years ago

If I was single at time of said invasion, I'd just ravish them.

If taken, then I'd probably defend the missus honor till death do us part. Or something.

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#14 13 years ago

I would tell the high and mighty elves to feck off. ;)

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#15 13 years ago

Interesting idea. Assuming I was still with my girlfriend at the time, I still wouldn't mind their existence. I find Elves freakin' sweet. Besides, I could get them to sell me one of those wicked magic rings...bet the lady friend would love that. :naughty: Heh heh...anyway, I'd probably try and befriend them and learn a bit about them. Though if I were single...rawr! Final word(s)? Elves freakin' rock.

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#16 13 years ago

I would buy a few guns from the Russian Mafia, and pay them to make some prototypes. Also, I'd tell them to give me all forms of protection, the thickest kind, for all types of weaponry. Sure, I'd be slow as Hell wearing Tank Armor, Plate armor, kevlar, and radiation suits, and carrying a big-ass minigun gunning down elves, but I'd still do it!


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#17 13 years ago

Hell,if you ask me,I'd probably join them in the spot!!!But,then agina,shouldn't the elves be the most righteous and noble of all beings in the world?Sorry,but I just don't see them as opressing race who wants to take control of the world and kill everyone who stands in their way.(If someone wants to take control of the world,that would be orcs,not elves).


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#18 13 years ago

i have some Elves in my room. iv got them in a jar im trying to find were there king lives so i can stell all of his hotdogs and then go fly of too lala land with elvis and the madd hatter! good times good times. @_@

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#19 13 years ago

The race of man is weak, their hearts are so easily corrupted. Elf's pwn us in every way, they are more intelligent, more knowledgeable, peacefulll, mastered sorcery and are rather good looking in general (wub the ears!). As others said all human strippers would be without a job.

I would join them, it would be wise my friend(s).


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#20 13 years ago

Shoot all the male elves....and keep all the female elves :naughty: they're just too hot to kill LOL :p