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I didn't make it!

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#1 10 years ago

I have a pretzel in front of me that has the bottom curve bent in so it looks like it is about to cry. I don't want to eat the poor emo pretzel, it obviously feels bad enough as it is.




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#2 10 years ago

Eat It Omfg!




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#3 10 years ago

Throw it in hot oil and imagine the screams


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#4 10 years ago

Too late, I already ate it. His cries of pain filled my mouth with deliciousness.




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#5 10 years ago

murderer! :bawl:




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#6 10 years ago
Gillderais;4354432murderer! :bawl:

Don't worry, emo's aren't real humans so killing them isn't murder


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doomy20044

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#7 10 years ago

wow that must have tasted horrible!:uhoh:




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#8 10 years ago

The least you could do was give it a few slits with a rusty razor blade before eating it.


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#9 10 years ago

I got another emo pretzel. Obviously this batch of pretzels had disturbed childhoods. What should I do to this one?




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#10 10 years ago

Cover it in chocolate.